Tag : BINTM

TV | The Face

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Sky Living’s new competitive modelling show The Face emerges as the answer to the world’s apparent demand for a terrifying TV hybrid; think America’s Next Top Model cross pollinated with The Voice. The show’s premise is groundbreaking, obviously. The Face employs three super stars from the modelling industry; Naomi Campbell, Caroline … Read More

What We’re Watching: Britain and Ireland’s Next Top Model – Episode 5

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Episode 5 I didn’t enjoy this week’s episode. Up until now it had been fun to rant and bitch about the contestants who I deemed to be evil, safe in the knowledge that their souls were hollow and flimsy like a kinder egg, (I also have reason to believe that … Read More

What We’re Watching: Britain and Ireland’s Next Top Model – Episode 4

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Episode 4 So the big reveal of this week’s episode of BINTM is that Angel is really very annoying. Not only does she have a very irritating, airy giggle, but she also doesn’t do her washing up. As far as I’m concerned, there is no worse crime conceivable. No hyperbole. … Read More

What We’re Watching: Britain and Ireland’s Next Top Model – Episode 3

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Episode 3 Hooray! Another episode of BINTM. I choose to pronounce this acronym, not only because Britain and Ireland’s Next Top Model is too long to say (or to even type… Cheeky Copy and Paste there), but because “bintim” sounds like a edgy new variation of “bitchin”, a word which … Read More

What We’re Watching: Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model – Episode 2

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Episode 2 I’ll admit, straight off, that I didn’t watch the first episode of Britain and Ireland’s Next Top Model, or BINTM as the hashtag encourages. I didn’t even realise that there was an episode before this one until I came to write this. Well I’m just going to assume … Read More